Incredibly boring day on the internet is made up for by this bit of news.

[zolac_no_miko]

*ahem* Headline:

JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT WILL APPEAR IN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

IT MUST BE MY BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING. :DDDDDDDD

No news on his role, yet. RiddlerRiddlerRiddlerohmygodpleasebeRiddlerohmygodRiddlerbeRiddlerpleasepleaseplease!!! Article is here, for proof that I'm not hallucinating.

OH MY GOD, look_alive, DID WE TOTALLY CALL THIS SEVERAL MONTHS AGO, OR DID WE TOTALLY CALL THIS SEVERAL MONTHS AGO?! :DDDDD

adsfjkl;ghfds JGL and Tom Hardy in the same Nolan movie, AGAIN. Christopher Nolan, I may be willing to have sex with you.

Comments

[drownedcities.livejournal.com]

He had better be the Riddler because if I hear one more rumour about Johnny Depp playing him I AM GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE GODDAMN SHIT BALLS.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Actually, now that I've calmed down a bit, I remember that Nolan announced that the Riddler would not be in TDKR, like... quite some time ago. So, no, Johnny Depp will definitely not be playing the Riddler in TDKR, old rumor is very very old. But that means I have NO IDEA who the hell JGL is going to play. Basically, though, I DON'T CARE. JGL~! <3 <3 <3

[drownedcities.livejournal.com]

I'm not too picky about who he plays, as long as there's no Johnny Depp. I hate Johnny Depp with this weird burning passion. B|

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you know, it's weird... Depp used to be my favorite actor, like, I adored him for many many years of my life. And even at the time that I first heard that rumor, I liked the idea. But. Just, like, in the last year or so, I've gotten... tired of him. Mostly tired of the Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-Carter, and Tim Burton show (I used to love Tim Burton so much too!). It's just been... over-done. And he's, like, EVERYWHERE. I liked him in Public Enemies, and Rango looks like it might be cool, and I'll probably see the Pirates film even though I'm dubious about it, and I still love all my old Johnny Depp films, but. Yeah. I don't really need huge piles of Johnny Depp in my life anymore.

[drownedcities.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I used to like him and Tim Burton a lot until it became the Tim Burton Circus. It was good the first few times, but then it just gets tiresome and droll. He plays the same character, the stories are similar, and it's just like, you guys. Stop it. Try something new. I think maybe if Burton didn't churn out the same movies with the same actors, I'd still give Depp cred because he is quite excellent in many other things. :/

...I am excited for the new Pirates movie, I will admit. But mostly for Barbossa. HE IS THE BADDEST PIRATE TO EVER PIRATE IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. ♥

A-and I'll go away and stop being pretentious movie critic, okay I promise. ;3;

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I dunno that he plays the same character (in fact, Depp's character work is one of the things I really appreciate about him)... it's that he always plays the same kind of character. Like, "Why, hello there, I am quirky and strange, ISN'T IT GREAT? :D" And then Tim Burton always does the same kinds of stories. They both have great skill, but the act is tired.

BARBOSSA IS THE BADDEST PIRATE TO EVER PIRATE, THIS IS TRUE!

Fffff, whatever, my journal is all about my pretentious opinions on various media. So go right ahead, by all means!