zolac_no_miko: (I like this icon alot.)
I JUST.

I know you have no idea what I'm on about nor do you care, but I just need a place to preserve things for posterity, and plurk is not great for that.

So, for some context: my Steve and his traveling companions, Beckett and Rydia, a.k.a Team Too Dumb To Live, made themselves horrendously ill burning furniture in one of the houses. This is apparently due to some sort of noxious death mold, but they didn't know that at the time, their first thought was THE FURNITURE IS POISON BECAUSE NORFINBURY IS A SADISTIC HELLHOLE (reasonable assumption). ...And when I say tremendously ill, I mean coughing, dizziness, nausea, and coughing up black goo for a solid week.

So, on the one hand, Team Too Dumb To Live. On the other hand, Dr. Clayton Epps, professional worry-wort, earnestly trying to keep his fellow prisoners healthy and safe. And the situation they're all currently in, which just gets funnier and funnier the more I think about it.

So. Steve, Beckett, and Rydia make themselves horribly ill burning furniture.

Clayton: "Stay here and rest, I'll go get food!"

Beckett: *Clayton doesn't even know he's sick, Beckett is actively hiding from him in another house because he was just horribly sick a few days ago and he's embarrassed*

Steve, Beckett, and Rydia: *NOT RESTING, go for a hike in a blizzard and BURN MORE FURNITURE, for science! (Steve is the ringleader)*

Beckett: *goes back to hiding, soon will have nothing to eat but herbal tea*

Rydia: *gets lost in the blizzard and ends up a full day's travel in the wrong direction in the funeral home, handcuffed to a toilet and made to endure a night of horrors while trying to chew her hand off*

Clayton: cMWalaa.gif

I just. I'm so sorry, Clayton. So sorry. XD

Also, we had an extensive plurk conversation about pee. A highlight: at least one of the characters is peeing into a bottle and using it as a hot water bottle to keep warm.

...I cannot tell you how much I love this game and these players. ♥_♥

In other news, have a barrel organ playing Smooth Criminal.

zolac_no_miko: (sexy hardware)
Kind of late to the party, I know, but for what it's worth....

IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO START CAPITALIZING. )

...SO WHEN DO WE GET TO HAVE THE SEQUEL?!

Can I also mention, the previews: new trailers for The Dark Knight Rises, Prometheus, and Brave, all movies I am SUPER FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT, and also The Amazing Spider-Man, which I am... tentatively excited about? They're doing a really unusual and interesting interpretation of the canon with this one... but I have to say, the scene where the guy pulls a knife on Spidey, AA;SLHGKALSFAKJSKAHFJSFLS REASON ENOUGH TO SEE THE MOVIE, THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE SPIDEY I KNOW AND LOVE. ♥
zolac_no_miko: (no pants)
Every Freelancer-centric episode is a nerdgasm greater than the last. I lost track of how many times I watched episode fifteen. I have the distinct impression this is going to happen again.

This is why I love Mondays.

MONTY I'MMA JUST KEEP PROPOSING FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES. I'M NOT AFRAID TO SOUND DESPERATE. CALL ME.

ETA: Hawaii Five-0oooooooohhh asghlskhaslhgsljfdsk!!

This is also why I love Mondays.

THIS EPISODE. SO EXCELLENT. See, this is everything I love about this show. This episode was over-the-top excessive stupid ridiculous, and there was high-speed driving and Steve wasn't wearing a shirt and people got punched and there were gratuitous references to island culture and the script was terrible and Danny was an anxious wife AND I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE PUNCHING ANYONE IN THE FACE FOR A CHANGE.

My only beefs are: Don't worry these aren't real beefs. Also I talk about some other stuff, some of which is spoilers. )

I AM GLAD I CAN LOVE MONDAYS UNRESERVEDLY AGAIN.

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