Obey Zolac!

Every Freelancer-centric episode is a nerdgasm greater than the last. I lost track of how many times I watched episode fifteen. I have the distinct impression this is going to happen again.

This is why I love Mondays.

MONTY I'MMA JUST KEEP PROPOSING FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES. I'M NOT AFRAID TO SOUND DESPERATE. CALL ME.

ETA: Hawaii Five-0oooooooohhh asghlskhaslhgsljfdsk!!

This is also why I love Mondays.

THIS EPISODE. SO EXCELLENT. See, this is everything I love about this show. This episode was over-the-top excessive stupid ridiculous, and there was high-speed driving and Steve wasn't wearing a shirt and people got punched and there were gratuitous references to island culture and the script was terrible and Danny was an anxious wife AND I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE PUNCHING ANYONE IN THE FACE FOR A CHANGE.

My only beefs are: ( Don't worry these aren't real beefs. Also I talk about some other stuff, some of which is spoilers. )

I AM GLAD I CAN LOVE MONDAYS UNRESERVEDLY AGAIN.

look_alive, bb, this is for you. ...And anyone who would appreciate some horror in their lives, but mostly for you. We're one episode into American Horror Story. Perhaps this can fill the Harper's Island-shaped void in your soul? I mean, it's less slasher, more supernatural, but there's a lot of fun genre stuff going on here. I'm hoping it's all going to go somewhere awesome and not turn out to be, like, the horror version of Lost, but I think however it ends up we're going to have a lot of fun getting there.

In other news, Red vs. Blue continues to show signs of being the best show on television, despite not actually being on television. We've got awesome script, awesome plot, a nice collection of well-treated, badass female characters, awesome characters in general, and HOLY SHIT THE ACTION SEQUENCES. I mean, S09E15, HOLY CRAP!! Just... just Monty's animation in general, it is so fucking beautiful oh my god, the world is so lush and rich and he does fucking crazy beautiful epic things with it, the camera angles and the way the characters move, I mean, knowing he does all his own motion capture makes it BETTER, and... guh, like Carolina and Wash walking side by side, and they're both head-to-toe in unisex armor but you can tell Carolina's a chick because of how she walks and moves, and the FIGHT SCENES and EXPLOSIONS and ashdkglasjdflskh ep was so badass I am going to watch it again immediately and cry happy tears of geektastic joy. ...Monty, Burnie, either one or both of you, MARRY ME PLEASE. I will provide you with a constant stream of caffeine and backrubs if only you will CONTINUE BEING AMAZING.

...In other other news... every post is repost repost (thank you for your contribution to this evening's flail, queenklu) and Martin Freeman is my VERY FAVORITE EVER.

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You know, I just caught myself wishing it was Monday. How sick and twisted is that?

...But if you think about it, Sunday nights are worse than Monday nights, because your weekend is over now, and there's work the next day. But on Monday nights, you're over it already. Work? Oh no, boohoo, you survived one day already, how bad can four more be?

And on Monday nights, there's Red vs. Blue.