Oh snap that is some delicious creepiness. Although I wouldn't trust any 'revelation' I had after wanking in a room full of chemical fumes... honestly, when I realized what he was doing I cracked up. :D It may be skin-crawly to write, but it's sort of in that sweet spot of not 'over-the-top creepy', and not 'make-believe-kiddie-sociopathy' either. *offers you a brofist of encouragement*