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Obey Zolac!
God-King of Hostilistan
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Created on 2017-01-23 04:31:11 (#2783428), last updated 2018-10-18 (339 weeks ago)
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| Name: | zolac_no_miko |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | Apr 8 |
| Location: | Hawaii, United States |
Currently, this Dreamwidth is basically just a backup for my LJ. I might not bother to pretty it up much. :P
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I am a black hole. I am the better half of a lichen. I am the universe. I am special. I am the High-Priestess of Zolac, the God of Dead Ecotourists, God-King of Hostilistan, and Keeper of the Sacred Words: Je Suis Canadien, Copious Amounts of Gu, and Uncoverable Oozing Lesions. I am Jack's Incessant Sarcasm. I am a space heater, and a garbage disposal. I am bigger on the inside. I am... just so easily... lost my stuff. I am perfect. I am always serious, and I am never serious. This soup is who I am.
My life is a fanfic. I write fanfic about my life.
...But don't take my word for it. You can trust these celebrity testimonials!
"Take it, face uke." - Lauren (
shichahn)
"Can I have a quick second? I need to find the Ange in my pants." - Lisa (graffitimoon)
"Angela: it's not a beverage, it's a lifestyle." - Heather (cosmogonic)
"Angela! No, you are not Jesus! You are a muffin!" - Chris
Tell everyone how awesome I am!
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If the sheer volume of words in my entries intimidates you (perhaps a case of logophobia?), you may wish to check me out on Twitter:![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
zolacnomiko
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Where have I been all your life? Check it out.
visited 27 states (54%)
Create your own visited map of The United States or determine the next president
visited 9 states (4%)
Create your own visited map of The World or determine the next president
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Look what I did!
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Pimpage!
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I am a black hole. I am the better half of a lichen. I am the universe. I am special. I am the High-Priestess of Zolac, the God of Dead Ecotourists, God-King of Hostilistan, and Keeper of the Sacred Words: Je Suis Canadien, Copious Amounts of Gu, and Uncoverable Oozing Lesions. I am Jack's Incessant Sarcasm. I am a space heater, and a garbage disposal. I am bigger on the inside. I am... just so easily... lost my stuff. I am perfect. I am always serious, and I am never serious. This soup is who I am.
My life is a fanfic. I write fanfic about my life.
...But don't take my word for it. You can trust these celebrity testimonials!
"Take it, face uke." - Lauren (
shichahn)"Can I have a quick second? I need to find the Ange in my pants." - Lisa (
graffitimoon)"Angela: it's not a beverage, it's a lifestyle." - Heather (
cosmogonic)"Angela! No, you are not Jesus! You are a muffin!" - Chris
Tell everyone how awesome I am!
~ ~ ~
If the sheer volume of words in my entries intimidates you (perhaps a case of logophobia?), you may wish to check me out on Twitter:
zolacnomiko~ ~ ~
Where have I been all your life? Check it out.
visited 27 states (54%)
Create your own visited map of The United States or determine the next president
visited 9 states (4%)
Create your own visited map of The World or determine the next president
~ ~ ~
Look what I did!
~ ~ ~
Pimpage!
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