Hahahaha oh my god.

[zolac_no_miko]

...So that was fun. XD; I am going to have to smack Keola, oh my god, that kid is such a terrible influence.

I almost never feel like going out on a Thursday night, but we only worked a half day, so when Keola showed up with his friend Eric I'd already showered and packed my stuff and cleaned my room and eaten dinner, and I was just lounging around drinking a beer and watching Daniel Craig's ass Cowboys and Aliens. And he invited me out to Karaoke Night at the Lava Lounge and I hadn't been in months, so I said sure, and me and Shawn and Eric hopped into 'Ola's truck and off we went.

It was super fun. Everyone was there. I sang "Born To Be Wild", and I didn't pay for any of my drinks. ...And there were a lot of drinks. Had a couple of tequila shots and a hell of a lot of beer... not sure how much exactly. Two beers before the bar, and then... two more? Maybe? At least one, but I can't actually remember. ^_^;;

I ditched out before Keola and Eric were ready to go (Shawn had already left) and ended up walking back to the house by myself. This would be like a mile in pitch dark and rain, and my flashlight was low on batteries and I was drunker than I'd ever been in my life, so drunk I could barely see straight. I chose to walk on the trails rather than the road, and had a lot of fun staggering over the uneven ground, my flashlight creating just enough illumination that I could kind of tell the difference between the path and the vegetation on either side. It's kind of a miracle I didn't fall into a steam vent or Kīlauea Caldera and DIE. Also I am really really glad I know the trails in this park so well, because at the very least I knew exactly where I was at all times, even in the pitch black, or else I never would've found the house.

Made it back safely. Threw up in my bed, LIKE A BOSS. Peeled off all the sheets and curled up backwards on the mattress, curled up in my quilt. ...I've never ever drunk myself sick before... so much for my streak! But I feel fine today, no hangover or nothing, so at least there's that.

...GUYS I MAKE EXCELLENT CHOICES.

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[cattraine.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

Don't make me start worrying about you out there! Because I'll do it! I will! (So, were you actually drunk posting from the woods last night, or were those posts just as you left and when you got home? (-; )

[ava-jamison.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha! I'm glad you had a fun time and that you're okay. Eek! Throwing up in your bed like a boss! I know I shouldn't laugh but your write up of the night was very amusing. You are very lucky you're not... I don't know, lost in the jungle (I kid, Hawai'i, I kid.) Or hungover, Missy! I'm glad it all turned out okay and that you had a big fun time.Born to be Wild for real! :)

[gwalchmai345.livejournal.com]

Now that sounds like quite an adventure, lol! I'm glad you got home alright and are okay - except for throwing up in bed and breaking your streak. ;-) I very much hope you'll never fall in any steam vent or Kīlauea Caldera!