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zolac_no_miko ([personal profile] zolac_no_miko) wrote2011-01-30 06:31 pm

Best Laid Plans

Title: Best Laid Plans
Rating: T, for very very mild adult content.
Characters/Pairings: Bruce/Dick, mention of past Bruce/Clark
Word Count: 896
Summary: Bruce goes to Blüdhaven to surprise Dick. Things don't go exactly as planned.
Warnings: Um... none? Fluff? Sexy fluff?
Disclaimer: Most of the characters and locations in this story are © DC Entertainment Inc. and Warner Bros. Entertainment. All content is fictional and for entertainment purposes only, not for profit.

Notes: This is for [livejournal.com profile] realpestilence. Happy Birthday, bb! I offered her a birthday drabble, and she requested "Bruce/Dick and unnecessary jealousy". This is what I wrote. Predictably, it's a bit longer than an actual drabble.

Posted to [livejournal.com profile] robin_fans, [livejournal.com profile] we_love_dick, and [livejournal.com profile] batfic.

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Bruce Wayne had plans. Plans for a romantic weekend with Dick Grayson, and sex. Lots of sex. He'd come to Blüdhaven unannounced to surprise Dick, and as he headed up the front steps of Blüdhaven's police department, he experienced a rising sensation of nerves and giddiness. It was perfectly logical, he reasoned, as the romantic portion of his relationship with Dick was still fairly new, and he'd never done something like this before. Even so, he wished it would go away. Batman doesn't do nerves and giddiness.

And there was nothing to be nervous about. His plans were perfect. He knew Dick had the next couple of days off; Bruce would surprise Dick at work and take him out for lunch at the best restaurant in town, and at the end of Dick's shift Bruce would take him back to his penthouse suite and they would—

But Dick wasn't at his desk. Well, that was only a minor setback. If anyone could track down Dick Grayson, Batman could.

“Grayson went out for lunch early,” confessed a young rookie, a pretty thing, brunette with soft green eyes. “He's probably at Joe's down the street. It's his favorite,” she added, and immediately looked embarrassed to have admitted knowing this about him. She clearly had a crush on him. Bruce couldn't blame her; Dick was a very beautiful man.

So Joe's wasn't a table on the balcony at Marcel Thiebaut's, but that was all right. Sandwiches and coffee could be romantic, too. And Dick would still be surprised. As Bruce approached the corner cafe's red and white hand-painted sign he nervously smoothed his silk tie, and he turned the corner to where tables and chairs were scattered along the sidewalk and there was Dick... and Clark.

Clark Kent. Superman. Bruce's ex. Dick and Clark were sitting together at a table a little apart from the other patrons, sharing a pizza. They were close, leaning in towards each other, conspiratorial. Clark was saying something to Dick with a small, secret smile, and Dick was blushing. The next moment Clark's eyes met Bruce's and widened just slightly. “Bruce,” he said, and he touched Dick's forearm, squeezing a little in warning. Dick turned and his face showed nervousness, embarrassment, alarm.

Bruce turned and escaped quickly back around the corner. He heard the scrape of chair legs on concrete and Dick's voice calling him, “Bruce? Bruce!” He hailed a cab and slipped into it as Dick rounded the corner. “Drive,” he commanded, and he didn't look at Dick as the cab pulled away.

Bruce wasn't all that surprised. He couldn't blame either of them, really. Why wouldn't Dick prefer Clark? Clark was handsome and generous. Bruce knew for a fact what his mouth and hands were like. And Dick was a very beautiful man. No, Bruce couldn't blame them. And the only person he was angry at was himself.

Fifteen minutes later Bruce was in his hotel room packing his things. He heard the suite's door open and a few moments later Dick appeared in the bedroom doorway, pocketing his lock picks. He was still dressed in his police uniform, and the expression on his face was concerned, pained and apologetic.

Carefully keeping his face expressionless Bruce turned away from Dick, unable to look at him. He was unsurprised to see him; Nightwing was good at tracking people down, too. He wished Dick hadn't bothered. “Shouldn't you be at work?” he asked pointedly.

“I called in sick. Food poisoning.” Dick came further into the room, approaching cautiously. “Bruce. I swear to you that wasn't what it looked like.”

“There's no need for you to explain.” Bruce closed his suitcase firmly.

“Bruce. Look at me.” Dick was much closer now, and his fingers gently pulled Bruce's chin around, forcing him to meet his earnest, blue eyes. “There is nothing going on between me and Clark.” He said it with the utmost seriousness, but with the tiniest of smiles, as if he found the idea kind of funny.

Bruce couldn't see a lie there. Dick didn't lie. Bruce wanted to relax, wanted to let go of the sick feeling in his stomach. But... “Why is he in Blüdhaven?”

“He's here as a favor to me. I wanted to talk to him. I wanted... some advice.” Dick bit his lip, cheeks coloring slightly.

“...Advice?”

Dick smiled, then, a real smile, playful and flirtatious. He traced a finger down Bruce's carotid artery. “You know. Tips. Because... he knows what you like. In the bedroom.” The soft pink of Dick's cheeks deepened appealingly.

Bruce felt somewhat like someone had broken a two-by-four over his head in a back alley. “Oh,” he said faintly.

Dick's grin widened, and he fingered Bruce's collar, stepping closer until Bruce could feel his body heat through their clothes. “Who knew you had such interesting kinks~?” Dick teased.

Bruce felt his own cheeks go hot. “You, um. We. We don't have to, if anything makes you uncomfortable—”

“Oh, no,” Dick interrupted, starting to undo Bruce's tie, “I'm very keen to experiment. I think we should try some out right now, in fact. Starting with...” Dick leaned in and whispered in his ear. Bruce bit down on a whimper.

Batman doesn't whimper.
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[personal profile] bradygirl_12 2011-01-31 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Batman doesn't whimper.

LOL!

Wonderful fluff! Poor Bruce. It sure looked suspicious! ;)

No, Bruce, you don't do nerves and giddiness, but Dick drives you crazy, doesn't he? :)

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Dick always has, always will~!

Thanks for reading!

[identity profile] silvertales.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
YAAAAAY!

Loved this, it was sweet and cute and fun with the promise of super-smokin'-hot to come... :)

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so glad you enjoyed!

[identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'll say it again...Batman does so whimper, when it's over Dick! He's going to have to work a little to turn the tables on him. lol


I got to see my name in print 3 times on my flist this morning. A second birthday gift. ~preens

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
I am also fond of the part where he starts stuttering, teehee~! ...I think there will be plenty of noises from both of them shortly. ;D

Need moar spotlight? OH HAI EVERYONE, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT [livejournal.com profile] realpestilence? WHAT A MAD COOL INDIVIDUAL!!

...I am mesmerized by your icon. I am reminded of the Eleventh Doctor's wedding dance.

[identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, man. You do jealous angst so damn well! It's not even my fandom, but I still felt all the sick swoops in the pit of my stomach, and all the dizzying relief afterwards. Lovely, m'dear! :D

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you found it enjoyable, and effective! It's hard for me to tell, since I don't feel any suspense... I know how it ends. ^_^

[identity profile] eternal-moonie.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOME story! I absolutely enjoyed!

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, love! I'm glad!

[identity profile] ladyblkrose.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny and sassy and nervous and giddy and yup. those are the affects of Dick on a body's constitution. Loved the way you have Bruce and Clark's past relationship allows Clark to talk with Dick about Bruce's kinks. ANd the ending was perfect with just that little whimper of anticipation on Bruce's part.
Thank you for sharing this, it was full of smiles.

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, I was trying to think of what could be going on between Person A and Person B that would make Person A's significant other unnecessarily jealous... and that's what I came up with. Kinky sex tips! XD;

I'm glad you enjoyed it! It sure was a lot of fun to write... very different from everything else I've been writing recently, haha.

[identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
I was just reading this again, and I'm a bit sad for Bruce. He found it so easy to believe that Dick wouldn't want him, after all, and that Clark would be better for him. The fact that he didn't blame either of them is doubly sad. You CAN have nice things, Bruce! D:

I'm glad Dick tracked him down and didn't try to convince him by phone, or wait until later or anything. Gotta nip that kind of thing in the bud! The way Dick turned all flirty and a bit embarrassed by being turned on by what he'd learned was cute, too. ;D


[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I felt kind of bad. ;_; I get the feeling part of him was just waiting around for Something To Go Wrong. *swats Bruce upside the back of his head* Stop being emo, Bruce!

Yeah, despite being raised by Bruce Wayne, Dick has managed to retain some amount of emotional common sense. Well done, Dick Grayson!

Imagine, Dick Grayson, smiling flirtatiously, cheeks a bit flushed with embarrassment and want... GUH. I WANT ONE.

I'm pleased that this warranted a reread! :DD

[identity profile] realpestilence.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
This was a birthday present! Another fine addition to my hoard of pretties from friends. :D

You have only had a teeny taste of Pesti's OCD boshy possessive pushiness, bb. One day, you'll look back and marvel that I've only read it twice. That you know of.


~shifty eyes

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, no, I get it, I'm a big rereader myself. I'm just pleased you enjoyed your gift! Since, you know, that is generally the intent and hope when giving gifts. ^_^

My weirdo thing is that I obsessively read and reread my own fic. Like, I'd be willing to bet that I've read this piece more than you have. But I can't prove it. Because I've lost count. -_-;; I... don't really know what that's about. I mean, it's a few different things, I guess. Part of it is that I do actually enjoy reading my own stuff. And sometimes, of course, with longer, ongoing fics, I need to reread previous chapters to avoid continuity errors. But then there's this weirdo urge I have, especially immediately after posting a fic but also at other times, to like, I dunno... check up on whether I think it's any good. (And my opinion on a particular piece at different times may vary quite a bit based on my mood and the reactions of others.) So... yeah. Idek. -_-;;

[identity profile] jule-1.livejournal.com 2011-03-04 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
A funny and a little bit sad fic really great! I love uncertain Bruce with a low love life self-esteem very much! Oh and Dick is so nice and *uhhh*... Dick is plain lovely Dick! The end is super, ... Bruce bit down on a whimper.

Batman doesn't whimper.


Thank you!

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2011-03-04 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it is a little sad how Bruce is so quick to believe that Dick would prefer Clark. Bruce, it's okay to be happy, baby, you deserve nice things!

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[identity profile] kleine-aster.livejournal.com 2012-09-30 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, I've always wanted to tell you how much I liked this fic. It's very sweet, and Bruce's POV is really funny, and endearing without woobie-ing up the character. I love how his determination to make this a wonderful day seamlessly dovetails into a kinda-noble, kinda-heartbroken, kinda-wrongheaded decision to leave the two lovebirds alone. Loved the "Dick was a very beautiful man"-runner, he really can't stop thinking that, can he? XD

And then the ending is super-cute, with how fresh and uncertain their relationship is and with Bruce and Dick both being a little flustered but also really hopeful. And some Clark is of course always good. I really really liked this.

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2012-10-06 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Aawww, thanks so much for commenting to tell me so! It was an interesting piece to work on, because it's so different from anything else I've written for the fandom–usually I go for plotty and/or angsty–but I'm quite pleased with how it turned out. ^_^