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zolac_no_miko ([personal profile] zolac_no_miko) wrote2012-10-21 09:51 pm

Next on to-do list: ordering a unitard online

Still haven't organized my vacation pictures, but have a meme! Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] shichahn.

I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"

or

"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"


In case you're curious, I've chosen my characters from the following: Cowboy Bebop, Dollhouse, Hawaii Five-0, Firefly, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Red vs. Blue, Supernatural, Teen Titans (animated series), Top Gear, and White Collar.

[identity profile] delicatale.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
5 and 12 help each other get dressed up for Halloween?

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
((Clearly you're psychic and your icon helped pick one of the characters! ...I APOLOGIZE FOR DONUT.))

Danny Williams and Private Donut help each other get dressed for Halloween, OH GOD. Danny spends the entirety of this encounter feeling slightly uncomfortable, and by slightly I actually mean VERY INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE. Donut needs Danny's help with authenticity for his Sexy Cop costume, which involves calf-high leather boots, cut-off shorts, an unbuttoned uniform shirt tied at the bottom, aviator shades, a handlebar mustache, and a police cap; think Village People only a lot more skin. (VERY. UNCOMFORTABLE.) Against his better judgment Danny agrees to lend Donut his handcuffs; Donut cheerfully assures Danny he'll clean them thoroughly before giving them back. He then asks Danny, very earnestly, whether he thinks his baton is long enough. How about firm enough? Go ahead, touch it. Give it a feel. This is for authenticity!

Danny hasn't dressed up for Halloween in almost twenty years, but after a lot of whining and wheedling and assurances that It'll Be So Much Fun!! Donut talks him into it. Donut thinks he should be Robin, Burt Ward style, with the short-shorts. For authenticity! Danny makes his opinion clear with a lot of wild gesturing and swear words. They argue back and forth before settling on cowboy, but Danny REFUSES to let Donut pick out his clothing, okay, he's going to be a normal cowboy, a hat and boots and spurs and jeans and a flannel shirt, jeans and a flannel shirt that fit, not ones that are two sizes too small, although he lets Donut talk him into wearing chaps because hey, let's face it, his ass is one of his best features, why try to deny it? ...No, Donut, he doesn't need help getting dressed, go away.
Edited 2012-10-23 09:45 (UTC)

[identity profile] delicatale.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Considering I do not know who Captain Donut is, I am imagining a breathing talking living human sized donut with legs and arms dressed as a sexy cop.

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
This is Donut:



Private Franklin Delano Donut is from Red vs. Blue. He wears pink lightish red armor, but he's human underneath... use your imagination. Fanon holds that he's blond and blue-eyed. He's... very special, as I believe I have demonstrated. ^_^;;

...I'm enjoying your image, however. :D

[identity profile] delicatale.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
I am super amused that his name is Donut.

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
BEST NAME EVER.

...It's kind of a Halo in-joke. RvB uses the game Halo to animate their webshow; I guess when you play Halo there are a bunch of names you can have assigned to your character. Some of them are normal names, some of them aren't. One of them is, in fact, Donut. There's another very special character named Caboose that got his name the same way.

[identity profile] simplyn2deep.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I know not who Donut is, but that's funny.

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha glad you think so! Had fun writing it... poor Danno. XD But yeah, Red vs. Blue and Private Donut are pretty niche and obscure (although I knew at least a couple participants would be fans)... also, pretty special, as you can see.

Love your icon! What's that from, why is Scott wearing a Star Trek uniform?

[identity profile] simplyn2deep.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
crap I forgot that icon was spoiler-like. it was taken from the not yet aired Halloween H50 episode. but it's the only Halloween icon I have (uploaded)

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
OOH OOH OOH! EXCITING! ...Ohmigod. Did he lose a bet with Max or something? XD

[identity profile] simplyn2deep.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
don't know. the episode airs on Monday