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shichahn.
I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"
or
"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"
In case you're curious, I've chosen my characters from the following: Cowboy Bebop, Dollhouse, Hawaii Five-0, Firefly, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Red vs. Blue, Supernatural, Teen Titans (animated series), Top Gear, and White Collar.
shichahn.I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"
or
"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"
In case you're curious, I've chosen my characters from the following: Cowboy Bebop, Dollhouse, Hawaii Five-0, Firefly, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Red vs. Blue, Supernatural, Teen Titans (animated series), Top Gear, and White Collar.
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Date: 2012-10-22 08:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 08:09 am (UTC)Danny Williams and Private Donut help each other get dressed for Halloween, OH GOD. Danny spends the entirety of this encounter feeling slightly uncomfortable, and by slightly I actually mean VERY INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE. Donut needs Danny's help with authenticity for his Sexy Cop costume, which involves calf-high leather boots, cut-off shorts, an unbuttoned uniform shirt tied at the bottom, aviator shades, a handlebar mustache, and a police cap; think Village People only a lot more skin. (VERY. UNCOMFORTABLE.) Against his better judgment Danny agrees to lend Donut his handcuffs; Donut cheerfully assures Danny he'll clean them thoroughly before giving them back. He then asks Danny, very earnestly, whether he thinks his baton is long enough. How about firm enough? Go ahead, touch it. Give it a feel. This is for authenticity!
Danny hasn't dressed up for Halloween in almost twenty years, but after a lot of whining and wheedling and assurances that It'll Be So Much Fun!! Donut talks him into it. Donut thinks he should be Robin, Burt Ward style, with the short-shorts. For authenticity! Danny makes his opinion clear with a lot of wild gesturing and swear words. They argue back and forth before settling on cowboy, but Danny REFUSES to let Donut pick out his clothing, okay, he's going to be a normal cowboy, a hat and boots and spurs and jeans and a flannel shirt, jeans and a flannel shirt that fit, not ones that are two sizes too small, although he lets Donut talk him into wearing chaps because hey, let's face it, his ass is one of his best features, why try to deny it? ...No, Donut, he doesn't need help getting dressed, go away.
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Date: 2012-10-23 09:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 09:56 am (UTC)Private Franklin Delano Donut is from Red vs. Blue. He wears
pinklightish red armor, but he's human underneath... use your imagination. Fanon holds that he's blond and blue-eyed. He's... very special, as I believe I have demonstrated. ^_^;;...I'm enjoying your image, however. :D
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Date: 2012-10-23 09:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 10:05 am (UTC)...It's kind of a Halo in-joke. RvB uses the game Halo to animate their webshow; I guess when you play Halo there are a bunch of names you can have assigned to your character. Some of them are normal names, some of them aren't. One of them is, in fact, Donut. There's another very special character named Caboose that got his name the same way.
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Date: 2012-10-23 02:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 02:21 pm (UTC)Love your icon! What's that from, why is Scott wearing a Star Trek uniform?
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Date: 2012-10-23 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 03:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 04:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-22 01:08 pm (UTC)1, 8, and 12 are kidnapped by 11. Why? What happens next?
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Date: 2012-10-22 02:27 pm (UTC)7 and 14 meet each other in a small dusty town at sundown for a quickdraw (why?). Suddenly, 3 comes riding in on a (what kind of animal?) and tells them something very, very important. What is it? How do 7 and 14 react?
idk man
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Date: 2012-10-23 07:38 am (UTC)Before they can get any further with their intoxicated stupidity, they hear the sound of something very large running toward them, and Robin arrives on the scene, riding on the back of a chartreuse polar bear. Tony thinks he is almost definitely hallucinating now. Robin dismounts and tells them that they've all been kidnapped by some powerful and eccentric alien with verging-on-godlike powers. This being likes to collect people just to fuck with them, transporting them across lightyears and dimensional boundaries. This cross-dimensional teleport only works when people are distracted and already have a loose grasp on their reality, when they are in an altered state of mind, which is why he grabbed drunk!Tony and stoned!Cas. Tony asks the kid what he was doing when he got grabbed; Robin turns bright red, splutters a bit, and refuses to answer.
Tony mostly thinks shit is bananas and is un-inclined to do anything about it, but Robin eventually impresses the importance of the situation on Cas and Cas sobers himself up, then sobers Tony up. The three of them go off and find the scary bad guy and KICK HIS ASS and free all the other captives and everyone gets to go home, THE END.
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Date: 2012-10-23 01:04 pm (UTC)I don't even. It's a good thing Robin is used to dealing with this kind of nonsense.
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Date: 2012-10-23 02:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 09:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 01:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 02:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 11:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-24 12:44 am (UTC)Kaylee is never going to have a problem with being surrounded by fit men in various states of undress~.
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Date: 2012-10-22 02:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 08:28 am (UTC)Kaylee Frye and Adelle DeWitt have been dating for a while and they've reached the point in their relationship where they agree it's time to meet the families. THINGS ARE VERY AWKWARD ALL AROUND.
The DeWitts are less disconcerted by the fact that their daughter is dating a girl than they are by the fact that she's an uncultured redneck from a lower-class family with only a high school education and a career as a mechanic, of all things, and she's a bit young for Adelle, and she's sitting there in the grand dining room and she's got a smear of grease behind her ear and she still smells like coolant and she doesn't know which fork to use for the capers and she's committed six faux pas in the last five minutes.
The Fryes don't really know what the hell to make of Adelle, either. They'd always been under the impression that Kaylee liked boys, I mean she really really seemed to really like boys, a lot. Often. Again, Adelle's gender isn't a problem so much as they don't know how to interact with this tidy, self-contained, seemingly cold older woman who doesn't laugh and rarely smiles, and when she does it's this tiny, uncomfortable bitter thing. It's great for Kaylee that she landed someone rich, but they want Kaylee to be happy and they really just don't know what Kaylee sees in her.
But all that matters, really, is that Kaylee and Adelle are quite sure of what they see in each other; the sex is fantastic.
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Date: 2012-10-23 01:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 02:31 pm (UTC)Assuming you want geek cred. Clearly this has been a high priority of mine for most of my life. XDI laughed when I saw whose numbers came up for this. RANDOM PAIRING IS RANDOM. But, uh, now I think I kind of ship it? XD Anyway, Kaylee is fabulous and adorable, I would probably ship her with ANYONE. Although she's got a pretty damn good thing going in the canon.
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Date: 2012-10-22 02:20 pm (UTC)(I really need to stop watching cartoons lol)
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Date: 2012-10-23 09:03 am (UTC)The Stig does not know why the Loud Humans Who Aren't-Very-Good-At-Driving put him on this train. The Stig does not understand trains. The train has no steering wheel. The train has no gearshift. The train has neither an accelerator, a brake pedal, or a clutch. The train doesn't even go near any roads or racetracks, but instead is constricted to a pair of rails. The Stig is not sure why trains even exist. He hates trains.
When Cas finds him, the Stig is sort of standing confusedly in the engine room, alternately staring at different objects, giving off an impression of utter bafflement despite having no visible facial features. Cas pulls the lever to engage the brakes on the train, then touches the Stig and brings them back to the others.
The Stig looks at Cas. He looks at Robin. He looks at Ed and Faye. The Stig turns and looks at the train, which is very noisily coming to a stop. The Stig flips over a table, strides purposefully towards a nearby Aston Martin V12 Vantage, climbs in, and drives away.
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Date: 2012-10-23 12:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 02:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-22 09:48 pm (UTC)2, 6, and 12 are housemates. 2 & 12 are both secretly pining for each other and 6, being heartily sick of this, decides to play matchmaker. What happens next?
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Date: 2012-10-23 01:14 am (UTC)((Oh god I want this to be real life now. TT_TT))
2. So Faye Valentine, Donut, and Neal Caffrey are housemates, and Faye and Donut are secretly pining for each other. APPARENTLY. BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE. (Faye... really doesn't seem like Donut's type? *cough* And why Faye wouldn't go for Neal is beyond me, although actually I can see them deciding they have too much in common, recognizing in each other how full of shit they are, and becoming CON ARTIST BROS. And I feel like she had a thing for Gren, so maybe she likes guys who are in touch with their, err, feminine sides? ...Anyway, BLA BLA SOULMATES OR SOME SHIT.) It is totally obvious to Neal that they want each other bad, because Neal is good at these sorts of things. He orchestrates some elaborate con that ends with the two of them and a table at a fancy restaurant and the best wine money can buy. The dinner is really awkward at first until a gang of robbers hit the place, demanding that all the rich people hand over their money and jewelry and Donut gets a gun pointed at him. Faye beats the shit out of the robbers and maybe shoots a few of them; Donut goes into swooning and starry-eyed admiration and confesses his love. They become one of those soppingly disgusting couples: they paint each others' nails, Donut reads her his diary and Faye shows him her beta cassette. Neal claims to have totally planned the bit with the robbers. Totally.
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Date: 2012-10-23 05:08 am (UTC)As for the second one, I feel like these three would be the most amazingly failtastic housemates ever. Like, even aside from the pining situation, can you imagine? Who would ever buy groceries, they'd be too busy running cons or being... Donut. XD I was amazed that it was even possible to make this pairing remotely believable, but you did it! WELL DONE.
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Date: 2012-10-23 06:08 am (UTC)Oh, I dunno, I think Neal would make sure to buy groceries regularly, and he's a great cook on top of that. Donut's willing to shop, but he doesn't have a lot of common sense (*cough* elbow grease *coughcough* headlight fluid *COUGH*), but he's got his awesome organic garden in the backyard. They learned quickly not to trust Faye with groceries; on the rare occasions she can be bothered to remember to go, she comes back with nothing more than bulk quantities of vodka, instant ramen, and bullets.
...I think I made the pairing believable with BALD FACED LYING. There is noooooo way in hell those too would be attracted to each other, much less a functional couple. This is so OOC for both of them. XD
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Date: 2012-10-23 02:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-23 02:35 pm (UTC)