Obey Zolac!

Three Sentence Ficathon 2013-2014
Fandoms: Marvel/MCU/Agents of SHIELD, DCU, White Collar, Firefly, Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Sif, Thor, Phil Coulson, Melinda May, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Dick Grayson, Neal Caffrey, Zoë Washburne, River Song; Tony/Pepper, Steve/Tony, Steve/Bucky, Dick/Neal, Zoë/River.
Rating: PG-13/T
Word Count: 1029
Summary: A multi-fandom collection of three-sentence fics in response to community prompts, written for caramelsilver's Three Sentence Ficathon.
Warnings: A swear word? Innuendo?
Disclaimer: Named characters and certain plot elements in this collection are © A WHOLE LOT OF BIG CORPORATE ENTITIES I'm not going to list all of them so there. ...All content is fictional and for entertainment purposes only, not for profit.

Notes: Heeeeeeeeyyy I wrote these months ago, figured I should share them. Prompts in italics.

This collection also available on AO3.

( The tiniest of fanfic candies, like Tic Tacs. Fic Tacs, even. )

The Hazards of Love was released today! I bought my copy off of iTunes... turns out I could've bought it on the 18th, but oh well. I've only had time to listen to the beginning so far, but IT'S SO PRETTY. Apparently today The Decemberists were signing CDs in Portland AND I MISSED IT. Also oh well. And lol, there's another concert in Troutdale in July, maybe I'll go to that one, too, if I feel like it. ^_^;; ...I really should check The Decemberists' website more often, it is made of awesome.

In other news, Mary and her friend called me at 4:30 to tell me they would not be stopping by, but instead would forge onwards to Seattle. Oh well. I like hanging out with Mary, but this gave me an extra 2 1/2 hours of sleep and let me get away without cleaning my room for another day.

In other other news, this is the kind of weird shit I think up while I'm at work. It occurred to me that if Clara Smith ever met Simon Tam from Firefly, she would like him a lot, he is exactly her type. And then it seemed to me that he would like her, too, were he ever in a situation that removed Kaylee from the equation entirely (sad though that may be). And I realized that this was because the two of them are so freaking alike it's scary. Their love would be made of fluff and bunnies and awkward fail, and it would be so adorable, and now I'm really sad that my new interdimensional OTP will NEVER EVER HAPPEN. ...But I'd already decided that when I get around to writing the first book in the Hosta-verse timeline, Clara's going to be in it (turns out I'm not done with that girl), and now I've decided Beau #3 is going to be a doctor. I'm just going to have to try damn hard not to infringe on Joss Whedon's copyright.