Next on to-do list: ordering a unitard online

[zolac_no_miko]

Still haven't organized my vacation pictures, but have a meme! Stolen from shichahn.

I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"

or

"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"

In case you're curious, I've chosen my characters from the following: Cowboy Bebop, Dollhouse, Hawaii Five-0, Firefly, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Red vs. Blue, Supernatural, Teen Titans (animated series), Top Gear, and White Collar.

Comments

[simplyn2deep.livejournal.com]

1 & 15 have been dating and when it's meet the family time, what happens?

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

((Joss Whedon random crossover femslash pairing ftw!))

Kaylee Frye and Adelle DeWitt have been dating for a while and they've reached the point in their relationship where they agree it's time to meet the families. THINGS ARE VERY AWKWARD ALL AROUND.

The DeWitts are less disconcerted by the fact that their daughter is dating a girl than they are by the fact that she's an uncultured redneck from a lower-class family with only a high school education and a career as a mechanic, of all things, and she's a bit young for Adelle, and she's sitting there in the grand dining room and she's got a smear of grease behind her ear and she still smells like coolant and she doesn't know which fork to use for the capers and she's committed six faux pas in the last five minutes.

The Fryes don't really know what the hell to make of Adelle, either. They'd always been under the impression that Kaylee liked boys, I mean she really really seemed to really like boys, a lot. Often. Again, Adelle's gender isn't a problem so much as they don't know how to interact with this tidy, self-contained, seemingly cold older woman who doesn't laugh and rarely smiles, and when she does it's this tiny, uncomfortable bitter thing. It's great for Kaylee that she landed someone rich, but they want Kaylee to be happy and they really just don't know what Kaylee sees in her.

But all that matters, really, is that Kaylee and Adelle are quite sure of what they see in each other; the sex is fantastic.

[simplyn2deep.livejournal.com]

I don't know those 2 fandoms, but the way you described them makes it sound like it would be a very...interesting meeting.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Firefly and Dollhouse. You should at least watch Firefly! Pretty sure it's required to earn geek cred. Assuming you want geek cred. Clearly this has been a high priority of mine for most of my life. XD

I laughed when I saw whose numbers came up for this. RANDOM PAIRING IS RANDOM. But, uh, now I think I kind of ship it? XD Anyway, Kaylee is fabulous and adorable, I would probably ship her with ANYONE. Although she's got a pretty damn good thing going in the canon.