Next on to-do list: ordering a unitard online

[zolac_no_miko]

Still haven't organized my vacation pictures, but have a meme! Stolen from shichahn.

I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"

or

"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"

In case you're curious, I've chosen my characters from the following: Cowboy Bebop, Dollhouse, Hawaii Five-0, Firefly, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Red vs. Blue, Supernatural, Teen Titans (animated series), Top Gear, and White Collar.

Comments

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Kaylee Frye, Steve McGarrett, and Donut are kidnapped by Bruce Banner. Well, no. By the Hulk. Why? The Hulk is lonely, and they happened to be available. At first, Steve, of course, attempts to fight the Hulk with guns and knives and explosions and jujitsu, none of which has any effect; the Hulk merely puts a hand on Steve's chest and holds him to the ground and tells him, NO. It's Donut, of course, who figures out that the big guy just wants some company and organizes a tea party. Kaylee starts to recover from being TERRIFIED OUT OF HER MIND when she sees Donut and the Hulk sitting calmly and drinking tea; she joins them and soon finds herself having loads of fun, actually. Steve is weirded out by this and also he is pouting, feeling personally betrayed by his grenades, but eventually he, too, plays along, if a bit grudgingly. Eventually the Hulk is calm and happy and passes out and shrinks down to become Bruce, who has woken up naked in a lot of strange places and situations but never one quite so strange as this. Donut thinks it's AWESOME that his tea party has become a nudist tea party, and immediately starts taking his armor off to keep Bruce company. Bruce puts his face in his hands and laughs quietly until Steve pulls off his shirt and rips it to lend to Bruce as sort of a very small pareo. Kaylee looks at naked Donut, mostly-naked Bruce and shirtless Steve and thinks that her life is AWESOME.

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

This... is beautiful.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

This was my hardest one! I saw your prompt and I was like, LOL, WHY THE HELL WOULD BRUCE BANNER KIDNAP ANYONE, HE'S SO NICE! I saved this one for last because I wasn't really sure what I would do with it. I didn't really plan ahead with this one, just started writing and saw what happened. I'm quite fond of it now! ♥ Hulk ♥ ♥ ♥

[regonym.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww, lonely!Hulk. *wibbles* Also LOL KAYLEE your life is indeed pretty awesome. (nudist tea party~~~!)

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

I knoooooooooww, I WILL HAVE A TEA PARTY WITH YOU HULK! No kidnapping required!

Kaylee is never going to have a problem with being surrounded by fit men in various states of undress~.