Next on to-do list: ordering a unitard online

[zolac_no_miko]

Still haven't organized my vacation pictures, but have a meme! Stolen from shichahn.

I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"

or

"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"

In case you're curious, I've chosen my characters from the following: Cowboy Bebop, Dollhouse, Hawaii Five-0, Firefly, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Red vs. Blue, Supernatural, Teen Titans (animated series), Top Gear, and White Collar.

Comments

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

I am familiar with about 3/4 of those, good enough!

1, 8, and 12 are kidnapped by 11. Why? What happens next?

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

OH ALSO

7 and 14 meet each other in a small dusty town at sundown for a quickdraw (why?). Suddenly, 3 comes riding in on a (what kind of animal?) and tells them something very, very important. What is it? How do 7 and 14 react?

idk man

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Two suns are setting behind the hills. Pterodactyls are circling overhead. Tony Stark (in the Iron Man suit) and Castiel face off in the streets of an abandoned Old West town, preparing to duel. Tony's got his repulsors; Castiel is holding an actual six-shooter. ...Neither of them is really sure how they got here, wherever here is. The last thing Tony remembers is getting wasted in the Iron Man suit and destroying parts of his house. Again. (He was feeling low.) Castiel remembers doing a lot of drugs. Again. He is STONED OUT OF HIS MIND right now. (He was also feeling low.) The next thing either of them know, they're here, wherever here is. Tony thinks he might be hallucinating. Castiel is hallucinating, but that's neither here nor there. The two of them found each other and the (well-stocked) saloon and proceeded to imbibe heavily. Tony found out Castiel is an angel of the Lord; Cas found out Tony is a superhero. They both find this hilarious. Tony thought it would be even more hilarious to have a duel, so here they are. Tony flexes his fingers and belches, shaking his head to clear it. Castiel squints, listing to one side, and stumbles as he tries to regain his balance.

Before they can get any further with their intoxicated stupidity, they hear the sound of something very large running toward them, and Robin arrives on the scene, riding on the back of a chartreuse polar bear. Tony thinks he is almost definitely hallucinating now. Robin dismounts and tells them that they've all been kidnapped by some powerful and eccentric alien with verging-on-godlike powers. This being likes to collect people just to fuck with them, transporting them across lightyears and dimensional boundaries. This cross-dimensional teleport only works when people are distracted and already have a loose grasp on their reality, when they are in an altered state of mind, which is why he grabbed drunk!Tony and stoned!Cas. Tony asks the kid what he was doing when he got grabbed; Robin turns bright red, splutters a bit, and refuses to answer.

Tony mostly thinks shit is bananas and is un-inclined to do anything about it, but Robin eventually impresses the importance of the situation on Cas and Cas sobers himself up, then sobers Tony up. The three of them go off and find the scary bad guy and KICK HIS ASS and free all the other captives and everyone gets to go home, THE END.

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

I.... I........

I don't even. It's a good thing Robin is used to dealing with this kind of nonsense.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha yeah, that shit? Doesn't. Bat. An eyelid. XD

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Kaylee Frye, Steve McGarrett, and Donut are kidnapped by Bruce Banner. Well, no. By the Hulk. Why? The Hulk is lonely, and they happened to be available. At first, Steve, of course, attempts to fight the Hulk with guns and knives and explosions and jujitsu, none of which has any effect; the Hulk merely puts a hand on Steve's chest and holds him to the ground and tells him, NO. It's Donut, of course, who figures out that the big guy just wants some company and organizes a tea party. Kaylee starts to recover from being TERRIFIED OUT OF HER MIND when she sees Donut and the Hulk sitting calmly and drinking tea; she joins them and soon finds herself having loads of fun, actually. Steve is weirded out by this and also he is pouting, feeling personally betrayed by his grenades, but eventually he, too, plays along, if a bit grudgingly. Eventually the Hulk is calm and happy and passes out and shrinks down to become Bruce, who has woken up naked in a lot of strange places and situations but never one quite so strange as this. Donut thinks it's AWESOME that his tea party has become a nudist tea party, and immediately starts taking his armor off to keep Bruce company. Bruce puts his face in his hands and laughs quietly until Steve pulls off his shirt and rips it to lend to Bruce as sort of a very small pareo. Kaylee looks at naked Donut, mostly-naked Bruce and shirtless Steve and thinks that her life is AWESOME.

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

This... is beautiful.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

This was my hardest one! I saw your prompt and I was like, LOL, WHY THE HELL WOULD BRUCE BANNER KIDNAP ANYONE, HE'S SO NICE! I saved this one for last because I wasn't really sure what I would do with it. I didn't really plan ahead with this one, just started writing and saw what happened. I'm quite fond of it now! ♥ Hulk ♥ ♥ ♥

[regonym.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww, lonely!Hulk. *wibbles* Also LOL KAYLEE your life is indeed pretty awesome. (nudist tea party~~~!)

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

I knoooooooooww, I WILL HAVE A TEA PARTY WITH YOU HULK! No kidnapping required!

Kaylee is never going to have a problem with being surrounded by fit men in various states of undress~.