Next on to-do list: ordering a unitard online

[zolac_no_miko]

Still haven't organized my vacation pictures, but have a meme! Stolen from shichahn.

I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"

or

"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"

In case you're curious, I've chosen my characters from the following: Cowboy Bebop, Dollhouse, Hawaii Five-0, Firefly, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Red vs. Blue, Supernatural, Teen Titans (animated series), Top Gear, and White Collar.

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[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Two suns are setting behind the hills. Pterodactyls are circling overhead. Tony Stark (in the Iron Man suit) and Castiel face off in the streets of an abandoned Old West town, preparing to duel. Tony's got his repulsors; Castiel is holding an actual six-shooter. ...Neither of them is really sure how they got here, wherever here is. The last thing Tony remembers is getting wasted in the Iron Man suit and destroying parts of his house. Again. (He was feeling low.) Castiel remembers doing a lot of drugs. Again. He is STONED OUT OF HIS MIND right now. (He was also feeling low.) The next thing either of them know, they're here, wherever here is. Tony thinks he might be hallucinating. Castiel is hallucinating, but that's neither here nor there. The two of them found each other and the (well-stocked) saloon and proceeded to imbibe heavily. Tony found out Castiel is an angel of the Lord; Cas found out Tony is a superhero. They both find this hilarious. Tony thought it would be even more hilarious to have a duel, so here they are. Tony flexes his fingers and belches, shaking his head to clear it. Castiel squints, listing to one side, and stumbles as he tries to regain his balance.

Before they can get any further with their intoxicated stupidity, they hear the sound of something very large running toward them, and Robin arrives on the scene, riding on the back of a chartreuse polar bear. Tony thinks he is almost definitely hallucinating now. Robin dismounts and tells them that they've all been kidnapped by some powerful and eccentric alien with verging-on-godlike powers. This being likes to collect people just to fuck with them, transporting them across lightyears and dimensional boundaries. This cross-dimensional teleport only works when people are distracted and already have a loose grasp on their reality, when they are in an altered state of mind, which is why he grabbed drunk!Tony and stoned!Cas. Tony asks the kid what he was doing when he got grabbed; Robin turns bright red, splutters a bit, and refuses to answer.

Tony mostly thinks shit is bananas and is un-inclined to do anything about it, but Robin eventually impresses the importance of the situation on Cas and Cas sobers himself up, then sobers Tony up. The three of them go off and find the scary bad guy and KICK HIS ASS and free all the other captives and everyone gets to go home, THE END.

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

I.... I........

I don't even. It's a good thing Robin is used to dealing with this kind of nonsense.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha yeah, that shit? Doesn't. Bat. An eyelid. XD