Spaaaaaam~! (literally)

[zolac_no_miko]

I've been getting a flurry of spam comments on my various LJ accounts recently. This one's a new one on me:

Hey This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this.. but I have a huge crush on you. I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. I'm really attracted to you and I think you would be wanting to get with *Read FULL Card Here* [url redacted]

...Also I feel I should mention that part of the url reads "hornylove".

Awwww guys, a robot has a crush on me! Or maybe it's a hot Russian babe who really wants my American dick!

Comments

[simplyn2deep.livejournal.com]

I've gotten a few comments like that. or telling me that I can work from home and earn lots of money.

the last one was to an entry for a community that I'm the mod of, but the community is like ded.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

(Your icon. Is amazing.)

Yeah, they pop up a lot on truly ancient entries from my old RP journals. Usually I just leave them because I'm too lazy to sign out of one account and into another just to delete a comment.

[simplyn2deep.livejournal.com]

(Alex and Scott really do know how to make some amazing faces)

if they left an interesting comment (like how to catch a leprechaun or the Lock Ness Monster lol) I'd leave the comment

[kleine-aster.livejournal.com]

Man, not fair! My spambots never crush on me, all they ever want is for me to earn money from my home. I'm starting to think it'a not even about me personally :(
Idk man it's that time of the year again. Never before noticed these things have seasons. XD

[burned-phoenix.livejournal.com]

lol, don't think I had this one before :D

I mostly get the ones who think I need money :D

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

Haha, Evil!Al got that one too!

[potatoe1988.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're the 4th person I know who's gotten a spam comment like that now! Don't listen to that robot, it's a slut :(

[simplyn2deep.livejournal.com]

just checked one of my email accounts and found a similar comment to a role play LJ that I forgot I had! the journal hasn't been updated since 2003!