This is so much worse than Blood-Stealing Stephen Colbert. No seriously I went a bit queasy.

Dear BBC's Luther,

I am never leaving my house ever again. Ever. You've made it clear to me that the world is far too full of scary things, and it would be safer just to stay indoors and not open the door for strangers. Or anyone else.

Thanks very much for that.

Love (immensely),

Angela

P.S. Is calling Justin a puppy going to be, like, a thing now? Do say yes.