Timmy!filter, now with R & B setting!

[zolac_no_miko]

Reasons I love my wee scary!Timmy, Reason #48: the Timmy!filter. When the Timmy!filter is in place, the sweetest, loveliest, most innocent, totally vanilla love songs become AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHSKETCHYCREEPYBADTOUCHAAAAAAAAHHHH!! Since Timmy is in my head a lot these days (threatening me with a sharp object and telling me to write faster), I am discovering a lot of songs on my iPod that dearest Timothy ruins VASTLY IMPROVES in this way. For instance, this morning on my way to work, Crazy by KC & JoJo came on. I just about died laughing. Go on, give it a listen, and imagine it coming from inside the head of a tiny stalker. LOVE AND ROMANCE WILL BE RUINED FOR YOU, FOREVER.

In fact, allow me to assist with some key lyrics:
...I lose sleep just to daydream about you...
...I'm going crazy... just from thinking about you...
...I'm going crazy... when I can't touch you... crazy... when I can't hold you... crazy... when I can't see you...
...If I could see you again I'd go crazy...

Or how about, like, the entire second verse:
...Now I've finally realized that you are my true love, and I had a lot of time to think, and you're all I seem... to keep thinking of... now I know I need you each and every day, I can't live without you, so don't run away... you said that you love me, so why did you leave me, why?...

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Also....

Reasons I love writing Batfic, Reason #37: gratuitous Batman-crashing-through-skylight scenarios. I have the perfect excuse to write Batman crashing through skylights as frequently as I bloody well please. Expect it to pop up at least once in every story. It never gets old.

Comments

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Pffff, I'm not in his head. He's in mine. That's... okay, that's probably not really any better. ...Anyway, as I was telling Chris... I find Timmy to be hilarious and loveable and endlessly amusing, which perhaps is something of a concern... but I also find him EXTREMELY TERRIFYING. And as long as I find him EXTREMELY TERRIFYING, I'm probably okay.

I AM SO CLOOOOOSE TO BEING DONE WITH IT!! Bruce just needs to fire Dick and we're a-okay.

Teehee, that Batfamily, such a menace to society! STOP BREAKING THINGS, KIDS!

[magusronin.livejournal.com]

uh-oh wrapping all those craziness up into a second personality; asking for trouble. Better not stop writing him or else he might just decide to start showing up in other places. You better keep a lookout for missing gaps of time. XD

Yay! Fire that Mr. Grayson.

Those kids... getting up to no end of trouble.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Meh, he has to stare broodily at him while he sleeps first. LIKE A CREEPER.