Apparently all I do these days is memes and fanfiction....

[zolac_no_miko]

Here, have another meme.

Fuck, Marry, Kill
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would fuck, marry and kill.

(Following the example of bluerose16, if you don't want to bother making your own post, go ahead and answer in the comments. If you'd like to give me more people to choose between, feel free to stick that in a comment, too.)


As per usual, click on the pictures to see them bigger.

Fuck: Neal Caffrey. He has the best body of the bunch. But can we say fucking? As in, multiple times over an extended period, with dates? Because he would know all the best restaurants and all the best wine and all the best hotels and all the best museums and he would give the best presents.



Marry: Ned, the Piemaker. FOR THE PIES, DUH. And because he's such a sweetie and omg so adorable ahhhhh I would love to be Mrs. Ned!



Kill: Batman. *SOBBING* ...But it would be okay, because DC would totally find a way to bring him back within like, a few months, tops. :D

Comments

[magusronin.livejournal.com]

So if I understand this correctly. I'm supposed to give you three names and you choose whether you would Fuck, Mary, or kill them. Sounds fun!

Given recent themes lets go with some Robins: Dick Grayson, Tim Drake Wayne, and Damien Wayne.

Have Fun! >_

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

By the standard meme rules, you comment and I give you three names, and you have to play the game. So you can do that too if you want. But I'm allowing for any and all meme-related shenanigans, so giving me three more names is totally valid.

AND OH GOD THIS IS HARD I'm going to have to think about this one. I already know I'm not fucking Damian, unless we're talking fastforwarding to a future where he's not ten. DX

[magusronin.livejournal.com]

Sure feel free to give me three names as well. XD could be interesting.

I considered giving you the option to advance their ages to whatever you consider reasonable. So sure I think it will make things more interesting, you can advance Damien and Tim whatever to ages you like.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Fuck: Dick Grayson. Hell yeah he would be amazing in bed! *pervs*



Marry: Tim Drake Wayne. Because omg I adore him. Maybe not any more than the rest of the Batfamily, but. He has a BEAUTIFUL brain and a BEAUTIFUL face (especially when Marcus To draws him, ohmigod can he please always draw him?) and he's BADASS... and he's the controlling shareholder and CEO of Wayne Enterprises. Aww yeah for marrying rich and powerful~! ...And Timmy has a vast hug deficit in his life, and as Mrs. Drake Wayne I would give him all of the hugs he would need. T_T



Kill: Damian Wayne. Because I don't want to fuck or marry him. *bawls like a baby* WHY CRUEL WORLD WHY?! TT_TT ...Again, though, IT'S TOTALLY OKAY! DC has to bring him back, because he is future!Batman. Canon says so! :D Loophole ftw!



...I'll think of names to throw at you later, when I'm not watching Sherlock with Dar and her mother. ^_^

Saw that one coming T_T

[magusronin.livejournal.com]

Guess I just know you too well. Timmy is definitely the way to go, Dick is Dick, and if you had to pick one of the three to terminate poor little Damien.

Awesome pics by the way.

I just finished catching up on the first year of Stephanie as Batgirl, she is awesome. Next up is more Damien and Dick. Now I just need to resist the temptation to go read some more, and do some of the writing I intended to do today.

Looking forward to those names, should be entertaining. T_T

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

I like my pictures, too! :DD I spent, like, most of the evening finding them. ^_^;; GAH! THOSE BOYS! I ADORE THEM SO! Goddammit Damian you are so unspeakably badass I'M SORRY I HAVE TO KILL YOU. TT_TT I cannot stop looking at that picture of Tim, though. *fans self* DAMN YOU DC FOR MAKING ME LUST AFTER TEENAGE BOYS. Actually can I marry Marcus To? ...Speaking of lusting after teenage boys, Timothy Drake Wayne, and unspeakably badass, I somehow only just this evening got around to reading Red Robin #15. TT_TT TIMOTHY WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN AMAZING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! Gods but I really love that series.

Also AAAAAAAGGGGHHH I really really really need to read me some Batgirl like burning. Because what little I've seen of Steph is amazing, and I've seen some scans of her interacting with Damo and OMG I NEED SOME MORE OF THAT.

...Okay, Fuck, Marry, Kill... fffffff I don't even know, Samantha Carter, Alice (from Resident Evil), Stephanie Brown.

[magusronin.livejournal.com]

Marcus To is a very impressive artist. If I only had that kind of talent. Getting hot fan girls to lust after me and my characters. Tam will just have to borrow Robin's stick, and beat you off of Tim. Red Robin #16 is out now as well.

Steph is totally amazing as batgirl, and Damien and Steph's interactions are awesome! Go read the series.

That one is actually kind of tough I'll be posting my answers shortly though.

azdhjkflbkz NEED A TIMMY ICON DX

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

OMG RED ROBIN #16!! ...And now I have read it. ^_^ Hahahahaha, I love Tam! "You can beat up ninjas but you can't ask a girl on a date." I think that pretty much sums up the Tim Drake experience right there. XDD But seriously I am all for Tim/Tam an Australian cookie!. GO FOR IT TIM!! She knows, and that's already half the battle! It's so much easier when they know. And she's a Fox! (Also a fox!) Best to keep it in the Family.

...Tim's really blooming into a little hottie, though. There's still tension between him and Steph, and then there's Lynx, and... yeah. He's starting to step into big brother Dickie's shoes a little. <3

Mostly I think his brain is the sexiest thing ever, he's so goddamn smart and so goddamn committed... the whole thing with his Hit List, lining them up so one take-down leads to the next, like knocking over dominoes... and the fact that he's going to FAKE BEING CRIPPLED for a YEAR to fool Vicki Vale?! SO BADASS AND HARDCORE AAAAAAAAHHHH TIMMY ILU!! <3 <3 <3

...I think I sort of halfway intentionally do not pay attention to when the comics are coming out. Because there's NEVER ENOUGH RED ROBIN TT_TT and this way I can save them up a little. BECAUSE NOW I AM BEREFT.

Fffffff need to read Batgirl... but right now I'm pretty busy with reading older stuff for Love Story research... trying to fill in backstory for Babs and Jay and Tim and Poison Ivy. ...Red Robin is the exception and gets special treatment.

[harechan.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure! I'll play! Memes are fun...

OH HAI WE SHARE AN AWESOME SCIENCE-RELATED ICON :D

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Okay, so this should be interesting since I don't know you that well, but a few minutes poking around your Livejournal for clues was kinda fun (btw I approve of many of your geeky and/or fannish leanings), so....

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Dick Grayson, Tony Stark, Dean Winchester. GO GO GO!!

Re: OH HAI WE SHARE AN AWESOME SCIENCE-RELATED ICON :D

[harechan.livejournal.com]

WE DO! XDDDDD I freaking love that icon.

I thought it might be, since as you mentioned I only started talking to you a little while ago. And thanks!

....Ahhh! I'm going to have to think that over.

EDIT: my inability to type to correct word astounds me sometimes. XD
EDIT the 2nd: Mission accomplished. http://harechan.livejournal.com/43787.html

[drownedcities.livejournal.com]

I-I don't think you can kill Batman. :(

DO ME DO ME. In a completely non-sexual way.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

You're probably right. I would try to shoot him in the head with a gun, only to find that he'd anticipated all of my moves five months in advance and replaced the bullets with blanks.

Hmmmmm, let's see... would you like ladies or gents? Or a mix?

[drownedcities.livejournal.com]

Sneaky little bastard, that Batman.

Uhhh... good question. Go with a mix, I suppose.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Well, not so little, but otherwise yes.

Ummmmmm okay, The Rumor, Dean Winchester, Vince Noir (he's sort of in between genders? XD) GO GO GO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[drownedcities.livejournal.com]

Oh my god I love you.

I'll have this posted in a few minutes.