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zolac_no_mikoAhahahahahaha so. Using only Google Maps, a few seconds of Episode 1, and my brain, I FOUND STEVE MCGARRETT'S HOUSE. Totally check it out, guys. (It's the green arrow, not the A. Ignore the A.) Sadly, no, you cannot see Steve and Danno having sex on the beach.
THIS IS HIS ADDRESS:
5329 Kalanianaole Highway
Honolulu, Hawaii 96821
In real life the property is called The Bayer Estate, they have, like, weddings there and stuff.
...It really wasn't that hard to find. From the flyover shots they like to use to establish our location at Steve's house, I already knew the general area of O‘ahu his neighborhood is in. With some careful scrutiny, I was able to match the pattern of houses in and above the valley behind his neighborhood to ʻĀina Haina. So then I thought, I know what his roof, beach, and trees look like, I know what his neighbor's roofs, beaches, and trees look like, there's only so much coastline in ʻĀina Haina, how hard can it be? It took, like, five minutes.
A) I AM THE AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, BOW DOWN IN THE FACE OF MY MAD SKILLS AND NATIVE GENIUS.
B) I AM THE DORKIEST DORK WHO EVER DORKED, HOW EMBARRASSING FOR ME AND EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME.
C) I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS.
D) ALL OF THE ABOVE.
THIS IS HIS ADDRESS:
5329 Kalanianaole Highway
Honolulu, Hawaii 96821
In real life the property is called The Bayer Estate, they have, like, weddings there and stuff.
...It really wasn't that hard to find. From the flyover shots they like to use to establish our location at Steve's house, I already knew the general area of O‘ahu his neighborhood is in. With some careful scrutiny, I was able to match the pattern of houses in and above the valley behind his neighborhood to ʻĀina Haina. So then I thought, I know what his roof, beach, and trees look like, I know what his neighbor's roofs, beaches, and trees look like, there's only so much coastline in ʻĀina Haina, how hard can it be? It took, like, five minutes.
A) I AM THE AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, BOW DOWN IN THE FACE OF MY MAD SKILLS AND NATIVE GENIUS.
B) I AM THE DORKIEST DORK WHO EVER DORKED, HOW EMBARRASSING FOR ME AND EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME.
C) I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS.
D) ALL OF THE ABOVE.
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Date: 2011-05-19 12:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-19 09:48 pm (UTC)This is all your fault, you realize. I'm not going to pretend this idea had never occurred to me before, but if you hadn't asked me what part of the island his house was located, I probably never would've actually gotten around to it.
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Date: 2011-05-19 09:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-19 09:54 pm (UTC)I'm debating telling my mother and watching her roll her eyes at me.
Anyway HI HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE... EVENING?
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Date: 2011-05-19 10:00 pm (UTC)Hah, try 'morning' -- it's almost 1am! :D I have been watching Grey's Anatomy, reading about Steve and Danny stranded on a desert island, and replying to comments to the boxer!Danny fic that is now up! :D BTW did you read this fabulousness by
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Date: 2011-05-19 10:07 pm (UTC)Oooh, I didn't know you watch
Murphy's HospitalGrey's! I have not read that fabulousness yet, and I've not read your fabulousness yet... I saw it was up, and I'm excited! *trolling through my flist as quickly as possible*YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING? YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING DOCTOR WHO. Or going to sleep, I suppose. OR DOCTOR WHO.
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Date: 2011-05-19 10:12 pm (UTC)Seriously, I was going to today, okay, but I basically spend all day long rolling around in the boxer!Danny fic, and chatting with the girls, and being all OMG FANDOM IZ SHINY, and I literally wasted the whole day. I'm kind of feeling a bit guilty about that, but hey, it was brilliant. And the rest of the day I spent with my sister and baby Nicky, so. WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE, I'M SURE THERE'S A TARDIS HERE SOMEWHERE THAT'S FEEDING ON IT.
I'll try for it tomorrow again, although I maybe have most of that florist!Arthur/recurring customer!Eames written up longhand (I don't have the ending yet, but I reckon it's going to turn up when I type it up). WE SHALL SEE.
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Date: 2011-05-19 10:15 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-05-19 10:22 pm (UTC)Oh and I've just read the
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Date: 2011-05-19 05:25 pm (UTC)I absolutely have room to talk here.
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Date: 2011-05-19 09:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-19 09:57 pm (UTC)Or maybe I need to sleep.
Which I can't do yet.
My life. So hard.
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Date: 2011-05-19 10:33 pm (UTC)*pets your sleepy brain*
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Date: 2011-05-19 11:51 pm (UTC)HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHZEPENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
/headdesk
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Date: 2011-05-20 11:30 am (UTC)...WOW. Clearly you have been awake a long time! XDD
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Date: 2011-05-20 03:38 pm (UTC)Dude, I finally passed out at like, 1:30. FML.
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Date: 2011-05-19 11:47 pm (UTC)Also, I have recently discovered a comic that you desperately need to read. Your inner Gluttony will probably find it delightful. <3
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Date: 2011-05-20 11:31 am (UTC)Ohmigod ahahahahahahaha yaaaaaaaay! I will have to get my hands on it. Someday. Somehow.
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