I don't know anything about Final Fantasy, so I have no idea who this guy
is a crack version of. But I think I kind of love him. He makes me so happy. Capslock!Vayne Carudas Solidor's post to dear_mun
"MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKS
EVEN THOUGH THIS HOLIDAY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST IN HALF THESE WORLDS SO IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE FOR YOU TO GIVE A SHIT
IT SURE DOESN'T EXIST IN IVALICE OR I'D SOMEHOW RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE
MAYBE INSTEAD OF COAL IN YOUR STOCKING I PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK AND HAVE SOLDIERS RAID YOUR HOUSE, I CAN DO THAT
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, I JUST SHOT YOUR CHOCOBO
EVERYONE HAS "LAPDANCE FROM FRAN" AT THE TOP OF THEIR LIST BUT THEY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO AFFORD HER SO THEY GET SOCKS AND MAYBE A SOUVENIR SUNSTONE"
...Now that's the Christmas spirit right there. :DD Also, he told Robin he hopes I'm having a seizure.
Robin, meanwhile, has successfully navigated his existential crisis, with the help of Jeannie and
Dick Grayson!Batman. It's good to have friends. ...Even if one of your friends is a version of you several years older, wearing the Bat-suit, and in a gay relationship with Speedy, wtf.
In other news, Mary showed up out of the blue, wanting to stay on our couch. So I guess we have a houseguest tonight. Surprise!
I won't even be here, though. I'm leaving
on a jet plane~
tonight for Hawaii, where I'll spend Christmas and New Years. HAHAHAHAHAHA, SUCK IT, REDS! XP ...Anyway, I probably won't have internet access for a few days, so... Merry Christmas/Merry Zolacmas/Happy Winter Holiday Of Your Choice. I love you guys!