zolac_no_miko: (Redtail facepalm)
Been chugging my way through Babylon 5 the last few weeks. Lol '90s sci-fi television.

Take a shot anytime someone says "off the scale". Also take a shot anytime one or both of the top two ranking officers on the station goes on an exceedingly dangerous mission of the sort that really should never be undertaken by someone occupying a command post.

...You would be very drunk.

ETA: Also take a shot every time Ivanova says, "I'm Russian" or otherwise references her Russian-ness. SO MUCH DRUNKER NOW.

ETA: Anytime Garibaldi wears an UGLY FUCKING SHIRT. Oh my god, where does he get those things. The future has terrible fashion sense.
zolac_no_miko: (MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!)
So I should be bushwhacking my way down 'Awehi Stream right now, but I'm not. Why, do you ask?

Everything was going so well last night. It was a gorgeous evening in the Refuge; Jackie was making dinner, I was enjoying what should've been my last shower until June. I stepped out of the shower, got dressed, and promptly threw up. Tried to eat dinner; only had appetite for a few bites. Got up to wash my dish, and threw up again. A lot. Went straight to bed.

Slept through my alarm; Jackie woke me half an hour before go time. My nausea had subsided during the night, but Jackie and Carter decided I shouldn't hike down. They called Dennis to let him know I would need a pick-up and left; I went back to sleep.

Having slept twelve hours I crawled out of bed, feeling weak and heavy and achey. Had no appetite to speak of; six hours later, still don't. Haven't eaten anything all day. Spent the morning curled up on the couch reading Richard Dawkins... there are worse ways to spend time. Passed out and napped for another two hours. Eventually Shawn came to pick me up.

We stopped at KTA so I could buy some juice and soda and crackers. Am currently sipping at a protein zone mango Naked juice... that's kind of like food, right?

Guuuuuuuuys, this sucks! I haven't missed the expedition yet, Shawn and the helicopter leave tomorrow morning, but... I'm really not sure I'll be in good enough shape that I'll feel okay about venturing into the cold, damp wilderness and doing physical labor. This probably won't be my last chance to do a trip like this before this job is over, but. SUCK. SUCK AND FAIL.

...I'll keep you guys posted. :\
zolac_no_miko: (Redtail facepalm)
Oh my god you guys what is my life seriously.

So, I love my dad, but he has this annoying persistent habit of only listening to half of what anyone says to him, and then inventing details as necessary to fill in the gaps, like frog DNA in Jurassic Park. And, much like Jurassic Park, the result is REALLY BAD NOT-GOOD THINGS. To whit, my dad was under the impression that I drive to-and-from my worksite everyday (a 3+ hour drive), as opposed to what I told him, which is that I spend four days every week camped out in the woods, entirely removed from modern conveniences such as cell service, internet, electricity, or running water. So when he found out that I needed to apply for a new health insurance policy this month or lose my chance until November and tried to tell me about it, and I didn't respond, he assumed I was dodging his calls and flipped out. So I come back down the mountain and find that he's left me three voicemails of increasing levels of panic and anger, and an email, cc'd to my brother, suggesting I learn how to act like a responsible adult. He apparently also called my mom, at home and at work; luckily she is on Oahu and I have been able to forewarn her of his crazy.

*headdesk*

When I finally spoke to him on the phone things were extremely frustrating until I was able to extrapolate his erroneous worldview and properly explain to him the facts of the case. To his credit he actually apologized, and I do feel kind of bad because I know he's stressed out with work, and I know the stress makes him crazy, and even if it wasn't my fault I gave him even more stress that he didn't need. But. OH MY GOD.

...So Jackie gives us Friday mornings off, since we work long hours in the field and always come back completely exhausted. So I went to bed early and got up early in the morning and drove down to Hilo, and Dad and I went in to the HMSA office to ask questions about their insurance policies. And the nice lady informed us that the law requires me to exhaust my COBRA coverage before switching to a cheaper individual plan. So all of the aforementioned ridiculosity was COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY. But we do both feel better educated.

So I sign the COBRA papers and drive Dad back to the office, and he kindly offers to by me gas so we pull in at a Shell station and gas up. And then my truck won't start. The battery has died. So a helpful Samaritan gives us a jump and I drive Purple Truck to our favorite service station, and it's not just the battery, it's the alternator.

So I've been stranded in Hilo all afternoon. I told Jackie what's up; luckily she's super nice and totally understands. I spent a few hours with my Dad at the HELCO booth at the Earth Day fair (Happy Earth Day by the way!), and now I'm killing time at his office, ensconced in an empty cubicle.

Work's been pretty awesome this week, though. We had great weather almost the whole week, which... hasn't happened at all since we started in February, and we caught a ton of birds, and we finally caught some of those Hawaii Creepers that have been taunting us (our first endangereds! :D). So all that's good.

Stay awesome, Flist. ♥
zolac_no_miko: (Americana exotica)
Perhaps you are aware of Park Ranger Margaret Anderson, who was shot and killed in the line of duty at Mt. Rainier National Park on January 1st. Iraq veteran Benjamin Colton Barnes had killed several people, and was heading up to the park, heavily armed. When he blew through a roadblock, Ranger Anderson pulled her SUV in front of him, attempting to block him and protect park visitors.

Working as I do with the Park Service, I was privy to a piece of her memorial today. I wasn't expecting it; we were working in Kahuku, the first day of the planting season, and I'd gone to collect more seedlings from the tray, bringing me close to our one radio. Filling my bag with dibble tubes, I was tuning out the radio chatter, until something strange caught my attention.

"Mt. Rainier 741, Dispatch," a woman's voice said.

...Context. Every National Park Service employee has a radio call number; to talk to anyone in the park, you tune in to one of the main repeater channels, identify the party you're trying to reach, then identify yourself (i.e. "Volcano Dispatch, 959."). They respond, and you have your conversation, and everyone can hear you. Sometimes there's bad reception, though, or someone steps away from their radio; if you attempt to hail a party several times and fail to hear a response, you say, "No contact."

So anyway, Dispatch is saying something about Mt. Rainier and I am very confused, because this is Hawai‘i Volcanoes National Park and I can't figure out why anyone we'd be talking to would have "Mt. Rainier" in their handle. The lady repeats this several times, "Mt. Rainier 741, Dispatch. Mt. Rainier 741, Dispatch..." and I am very confused, and then she says, "No contact, 11:01." There's a pause, and then there's a brief message involving "rest in peace" and "God speed, 741" and so forth, and honoring Ranger Anderson of Mt. Rainier National Park, killed in the line of duty– (oh, I think. Oh.)– thanking her for her service and offering condolences to her family. Instructions were then given for every Park Service employee in uniform to stand, face the east, and salute. A full minute of silence was observed, and then we were thanked and given permission to continue normal radio traffic.

I sat there for a bit, kind of stunned and overwhelmed. It struck me that, for a Park Ranger of the National Park Service, this was a very appropriate memorial, and specifically that hailing her on the radio was deeply tragic and profound. Something about calling for her, calling out into the ether... and receiving no reply. ...I admit that for the next hour or so, every time I thought about it too hard I nearly started crying, which was a bit embarrassing. Luckily I was wearing shades and maintained an average distance of ten meters from my workmates, so no one noticed.

I salute you, Ranger 741. Thank you for your service and heroism.

So it goes.




On a lighter note, I managed to lock myself out of my truck as I was attempting to depart from work. On the one hand, they had to call a Park Ranger to break into my truck for me, and it set me back half an hour, and it was very embarrassing. On the other hand, I've determined that my truck is much harder to break into than most other vehicles; nice! ...On the gripping hand, I came home and regaled my mother with this story, and she blinked at me and said, "Did you not remember the magnetic spare key box hidden in the wheel well?" *facepalm* I AM A FUCKING MORON.

...In other news, today we planted 652 trees. ^_^
zolac_no_miko: (Star and Zan bloodkiss)
Ohmigosh, so I just spent all day downloading Deep Impact. You know, that movie starring Elijah Woods, where the comet hits the Earth? Yeah. We wanted to watch that. So it finally finished downloading, and we sat down to watch it...

...AND IT WAS PORN.

*facepalm*

We all went to Blockbuster in our pajamas to try to rent it, but it was out. So we're watching Jurassic Park instead. -_-;;

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