Obey Zolac!

So that reference doesn't actually work but it's funny, shut up.

Ok, that expression "knock on wood", you say something and then you realize maybe you just jinxed yourself so you knock your knuckles against something made of wood to ward yourself. So you know how instead of knocking on actual wood, you habitually knock against your own skull as part of a goofy self-deprecating joke dating back more than a decade?

Yeah no of course you don't, I'm the only person I know who does that.

EXCEPT FOR HOW FORREST DOES THE EXACT SAME THING.

SWEAR TO GOD, MORE AND MORE I AM CONVINCED WE ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON.

(It's maybe a dumb thing to get hung up on but he did that this afternoon and we talked about it and I could not stop smiling, I mean what the heck, THAT IS SO RANDOM.)

...SO HEY, COME TALK TO ME ABOUT THOR 2. (Beware of spoilers in the comments, obviously.)