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So, I'm in Hilo. It's very nice here. Warm. Full of tropical fruits. I've got things to post, but I'm exhausted, so that'll probably happen tomorrow. Probably with pictures. I just needed to say....

Oh. My. God. ...So I'm near an actual television set that's actually on that's actually tuned in to an actual television channel for once (I can count the number of times that's happened this month on one hand, I think), and GUESS WHAT'S ON?

The world premiere of Top Gear, America-edition.

It started with my Dad coming in and being like, "Angela, you will not believe this, they've got a Dodge Viper racing a Cobra attack helicopter on the History Channel." (For you non-Americans, the History Channel, which once showed historical programs, now shows things like Ice Road Truckers and The Most Dangerous Catch.) And I was like, "Huh, sounds like Top Gear." And we were watching it, and I was busily explaining to my father what Top Gear was and why it was awesome... and then it WAS Top Gear.

I spent half the show being snooty and doubtful (American Top Gear, ffffff), but I think I've decided I'm fairly pleased with it. They've faithfully reproduced the look of the studio and the schnazzy editing style and the silly car shenanigans, and the guys are fun and knowledgeable and talkative and competitive. They have a "Big Star, Small Car" section... their Small/Reasonably Priced Car is a Suzuki, and their first star driver was BUZZ ALDRIN, HOLY SHIT.

And they even have The Stig... or I guess it's a Stig. Their judgmental Stig banner is actually a video screen, on which he occasionally crosses and recrosses his arms while judging you. They don't introduce him with weird jokes, but I think the Americans wouldn't get what was going on anyway. And American Stig doesn't listen to anything while he drives. Sad day.

I can't help thinking things like, "THE BRITISH TRACK IS PROBABLY WAY MORE HARDCORE" and "I BET ORIGINAL STIG CAN BEAT THE PANTS OFF AMERICAN STIG"... but on the whole, it looks like a fun time. And maybe they'll even acquire quirky personalities and in-jokes and ridiculousness, which is what makes the original so fun.

Next episode is drift-racing. With the legally blind.

Date: 2010-11-22 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com
Dude, I'm so excited for you! That's something to look forward to!

Well, of course British Stig would wipe the floor with American Stig, but that's pretty much true for every human out there, so. Irrelevant? He does eat live snakes for breakfast, after all.

GOD, I MISS TOP GEAR. If I didn't have an exam this Saturday, I'd stick the most recent season on repeat.

Sadly, no Stig icon as yet. Must remedy this absurd situation.

Date: 2010-11-22 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com
I haven't decided if it's something I'm actually going to follow yet... I don't have an actual television, so everything I watch is via illegal download, heh. And I haven't decided if American Top Gear is worth the effort. All I've decided at this point is that it isn't a complete embarrassment to the franchise. ...But I'm thinking about it. The series preview did look like a lot of fun.

I MISS (real) TOP GEAR TOO! Apparently it's not going to start until early next year! ;_; ...Probably something to do with Ben Collins being revealed as The Stig, or one of The Stigs, and having to get sacked. Apparently he's gone to work for Fifth Gear now, THE TRAITOR.

Stiggy icons are harder to find than you'd think. My friend [livejournal.com profile] evilhippo has a good one though:

Most Top Gear icons that I've found are of the other three presenters. With a heavy bias towards Hammond, understandably.

...That's another way in which American Top Gear is found wanting. None of the presenters are anywhere near as cute as Hammond. But that would be impossible, so I guess I can't hold it against them.

Date: 2010-11-23 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirona-gs.livejournal.com
WHAT WHAT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THE STIG'S GONE TO WORK FOR FIFTH GEAR???? THE WORLD IS SUDDENLY AN ABSURD PLACE DEVOUT OF VIRTUES SUCH AS JUSTICE, TRUTH AND MAKING SENSE.

Hey, thanks for that icon! It is BRILLIANT.

Date: 2010-11-23 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com
I KNOW, RIGHT?! DDDDD:< STIGGY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Haha, yeah, I love that one. I like mine too, because that was a funny episode. Stig on public transit... poor Stiggy, he was so confused.

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