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Okay, so, there's this AMAZING website called Myths RETOLD (bettermyths.com) where this dude Ovid retells all our favorite myths in Bro-speak, and it is FUCKING HILARIOUS. If you are not already aware of the fabulousness that is this site, get ye over there right away. It's got everything you could possibly want and more: Greek myths, Norse myths, Hindu myths, African myths, Arabian myths, EVERYTHING. Including more contemporary mythology, certain films and novels and so forth that fall into a mythical format. Also, American superheroes.

...You know I can't actually resist that, right? So I will share with you the origin stories of Superman, Batman, and Spiderman, as told by Ovid. Read them, BUST A GUT LAUGHING, and go check out the other myths, you will not regret this, I promise.

"What if Superman was a Nazi"

"Batman is Gifted at Crimefighting, Not so Great at Names"

"Spiderman: Like Batman, but for Spiders"

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Current Mood: lmfao
Current Location: Someone else's house, Golf Course Subdivision, Volcano, HI
Current Music: Sodom, South Georgia - Iron & Wine

Title: Too Much Red
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Bruce, Clark; could be slash or gen.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Ummmmmmm, really vague, non-graphic references to violence and severe injury? Emotional distress? (Nothing terribly bad, really.)
Disclaimer: Characters in this story are © DC Entertainment Inc. and Warner Bros. Entertainment. All content is fictional and for entertainment purposes only, not for profit.

Notes: This is a story in one hundred words written for

mithen's prompt for the

worlds_finest 5th birthday party: "Superman is seriously (not mortally) injured in a battle. Batman is trying very hard not to freak out about it (and failing)." This is also for

mithen's birthday. Have a good one, you awesome person you. ♥

Posted to

worlds_finest and

batfic.

( Too Much Red )