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[zolac_no_miko]

Still haven't organized my vacation pictures, but have a meme! Stolen from shichahn.

I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"

or

"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"

In case you're curious, I've chosen my characters from the following: Cowboy Bebop, Dollhouse, Hawaii Five-0, Firefly, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Red vs. Blue, Supernatural, Teen Titans (animated series), Top Gear, and White Collar.

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[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

1. So Tony Stark and Steve McGarrett are on a cross-country roadtrip together because of... reasons. They see a kid in a costume hitchhiking on the side of the road and decide to pick him up. It's Robin! He's hitchhiking because Batman is a dick and he wants to get as far away from Gotham City as possible. Jump City seems like a good destination. Tony tells him to hop right in; they're headed to his house in Malibu, so Jump City's totally on the way. Robin hops in and the three of them GET ALONG SWIMMINGLY. Robin is a massive Iron Man fanboy, and once Robin asks Tony's opinions on his weaponry prototypes the two of them animatedly discuss tech for HOURS. Robin nearly passes out from excitement when Tony lets him drive his TOTALLY AWESOME CAR; with the three of them taking turns they make record time, breaking posted speed limits in ten states. When they stop for breaks Steve and Robin burn off excess energy by sparring in parking lots, racing across impromptu obstacle courses, or other physical-competition-type activities. Steve and Robin also have equally bad taste in music, which Tony mostly allows because HILARIOUS, but from time to time he is compelled to commandeer the stereo system and teach these ingrates what REAL music is. Late at night, drunk on exhaustion, the three of them bond by agreeing that dads are JERKS. By the time they drop Robin off in Jump City they are EPIC BROS and all have each others' numbers on speed dial.

((Oh god I want this to be real life now. TT_TT))

2. So Faye Valentine, Donut, and Neal Caffrey are housemates, and Faye and Donut are secretly pining for each other. APPARENTLY. BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE. (Faye... really doesn't seem like Donut's type? *cough* And why Faye wouldn't go for Neal is beyond me, although actually I can see them deciding they have too much in common, recognizing in each other how full of shit they are, and becoming CON ARTIST BROS. And I feel like she had a thing for Gren, so maybe she likes guys who are in touch with their, err, feminine sides? ...Anyway, BLA BLA SOULMATES OR SOME SHIT.) It is totally obvious to Neal that they want each other bad, because Neal is good at these sorts of things. He orchestrates some elaborate con that ends with the two of them and a table at a fancy restaurant and the best wine money can buy. The dinner is really awkward at first until a gang of robbers hit the place, demanding that all the rich people hand over their money and jewelry and Donut gets a gun pointed at him. Faye beats the shit out of the robbers and maybe shoots a few of them; Donut goes into swooning and starry-eyed admiration and confesses his love. They become one of those soppingly disgusting couples: they paint each others' nails, Donut reads her his diary and Faye shows him her beta cassette. Neal claims to have totally planned the bit with the robbers. Totally.

[regonym.livejournal.com]

This meme makes such delightful crack fodder. I just. Tony Stark & Steve McGarrett sharing a vehicle is already badass enough, and then add Robin to it and it just becomes this 'what. What? WHAT.' potential for absolute awesome. 'dads are jerks' indeed. They should meet up again every so often when their lives have sucked too much for words recently and just, like, sit in a row at a bar someplace in solidarity.

As for the second one, I feel like these three would be the most amazingly failtastic housemates ever. Like, even aside from the pining situation, can you imagine? Who would ever buy groceries, they'd be too busy running cons or being... Donut. XD I was amazed that it was even possible to make this pairing remotely believable, but you did it! WELL DONE.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Steve: beer. Tony: Scotch whiskey. Robin: an under-the-legal-age bracelet and a soda. (Tony keeps ordering him Shirley Temples to piss him off.)

Oh, I dunno, I think Neal would make sure to buy groceries regularly, and he's a great cook on top of that. Donut's willing to shop, but he doesn't have a lot of common sense (*cough* elbow grease *coughcough* headlight fluid *COUGH*), but he's got his awesome organic garden in the backyard. They learned quickly not to trust Faye with groceries; on the rare occasions she can be bothered to remember to go, she comes back with nothing more than bulk quantities of vodka, instant ramen, and bullets.

...I think I made the pairing believable with BALD FACED LYING. There is noooooo way in hell those too would be attracted to each other, much less a functional couple. This is so OOC for both of them. XD

[simplyn2deep.livejournal.com]

1 sounds like so much fun!

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE, OH GOD. ♥_♥